Tooth People

A good? A bad? A something in between?
Ok, so technically bad to the fate of human beings, and all their creations, but in other ways, I would say good!
I created these little devils sometime last year, and already they have shown promise for world domination! I am very proud of them (which really goes without saying) but I decided to ruin their plans and show them to the world!
This is their leader, the Tooth Giant:

The tooth people hide inside the Giant's mouth, secretly plotting evil plans.
This is them just outside their hiding place:

You can see a tooth person ring next to them. Sometimes they tease the poor thing for being 'different', but most of the time they watch in awe, because, in fact, the tooth person ring is the most cunning, brutal and evil of them all.
This is one up close:

As you can see, this ones face is permanently locked in a grumpy expression. We think this was because of it being cooked early in life (when it was only just born), but really, this happened to all the others (except the tooth giant) and it should just accept the fact they have all been mistreated (maybe that is why they hate the human race?)
And the first tooth person, up close:

This one has been around for quite a long time. It's a jolly one, this one, and especially jolly after making a particularly evil plan.
And finally, an image of life after their domination:

This will all be happening while I laugh raucously. Actually I'm not evil! (No, really) I've just always seemed - slightly different. Possibly, some could say I looked a tiny bit evil. Even when I was a baby, people would question my normality.

But I plan to give warnings BEFORE domination starts. But, I mean, I can't exactly stop them now! It's too late! It's either help a tiny bit, and survive by not openly disagreeing with them, or not help at all, openly disagree with them and DIE!!! Also, some of them are really cute. But don't worry now! They haven't exactly decided HOW they are going to dominate, just what they will do after. And THAT took them a year. So you've got a while...

Barley Sugars

I have just done the 40 hour famine. And I can tell you - I am never, ever having a barley sugar EVER AGAIN!!! Before the famine, it was just 'Oh yay, 40 hours of eating barley sugars, yum yum yum!!' But now it's 'if I ever see another barley sugar again I'll puke...' They are evil. EVIL!!! But, the famine's still good (it raises money for people who food and other extremefully vital ingredients to lifing) So THEREFORE it was worth it... Worth it feeling sick... OH and another reason why it was worth it was the FEAST AFTER :D

There was lasagne, spring rolls, little spinach and feta pastry things, cornchips and onion dip, garlic bread, and banoffee pie!!! (if you haven't had banoffee pie, HAVE IT it's delicious)
This is the amazingly delicingtastic recipe for Banoffee pie:

INGREDIENTS:
150g melted butter,
250g packet plain biscuits (crushed),
330g can highlander caramel,
2 bananas,
3/4 cup cream (whipped),
2-3 Tbsp grated chocolate.

METHOD:
Combine the melted butter and crushed biscuits and mix thoroughly. Press the mixture into the base and sides of a deep 20cm loose-based flan. Refrigerate for 30 mins Spread caramel over crumb base and refrigerate for 1 hour, until caramel is firm.To serve, slice the bananas and arrange half of them over the set caramel. Top with the whipped cream and decorate with the remaining banana slices and grated chocolate.



It. Is. Amazing.


And after that I felt so full I almost died. My stomach had obviously shrunk to the size of a pin head, so with all the amazing food I burst. Almost. I would have, if I had eaten anything else. Like m*shr**ms (ukk, even with it censored that disgusting word is horrible) NO offense to anyone who likes m*shr**ms (if that is possible) because it may just be my weird and insane (and of course absolutely right and correct) tastebuds.

Evil Clowns

A bad. A very very bad. This is a long story. Last year, in Science, we were doing Toy Science. Everyone had to make a toy. Guess what I made? An Evil Clown. It has a springy blue silk covered long neck. A pink silk stomach that squeaks. Curly, orange legs and arms (extremely long) and a black rabbit that Velcros onto it's head, with a black and white top hat that covers it (also Velcros onto it's head). It's face is - oh it'll be easier to show you photos:

So that is my clown. Now. To the part which horrors me to this very day. I had made it. It was in my bag. I was in English class now, learning about boring stuff. Then, suddenly, I screamed. That evil clown was alive. It had managed to climb itself out of my bag and sat itself next to me! Seriously, it was right beside me. I hadn't taken it out of my bag (unless I did it unconsciously, which meant it had possessed me and is quite as scary as it getting there itself) and none of my friends could have, because they would have had to reach across me, and I would have noticed. It was the clown. THE CLOWN HAD DONE IT! I was in shock. I tried to get rid of it, but no one would take such an evil being (I am being unfair. It might have tried to climb beside me for a cuddle.) It was clever though, and didn't move for the rest of the day. When I was home, I dubbed it Peregrin (an evil name to suit it) so that I would have power over it. Knowing it's name, I put it in a drawer, and wrapped it in a towel. I also lay it's hat and rabbit BESIDE it, for they may be the source of it's power. I told it 'Peregrin - you may not leave this drawer, unless I take you out myself. I forbid you to hurt or scare the cats, or anyone in this house!'. At least, I said something like that. I can't remember exactly, this was far long ago, in the realms of last year. Now Peregrin is back in my room. Every night I take off his hat and rabbit, and lay them beside him. And every night I swear I hear movement coming from his throne...

Daymare Town

Daymare Town is a good. An awesome. An EPIC!
Ok, so I don't usually play games or anything, because usually they're really crap and boring, but Daymare Town is awesome. I completely recommend playing it.
You can go:

or you can just search 'Daymare Town' on Google. Then once you've played that, go on to Daymare Town 2 and 3.
Here are some pictures from the game that might convince you to play it:
This is Daymare Town 1 (well part of it, there are so many different places you can go from here):

This is Daymare Town 2 (again, just a tiny part of it):

And finally Daymare Town 3 (still just a part of it!):

It's extremely hard (95% of people can't finish it without cheats and walkthroughs on their first game - will you be one of the 5% who can?) and you click around the deserted (almost) town to find a way out of there. There's no sense to it - you wrap a cloth around a screwdriver so you can light it on fire to see in a dark passage (that was a clue. i'm not giving you any more). But it's awesome. You collect things - collect everything you can - and in Daymare Town 2 you can also buy things (oh and in Daymare Town 3). But basically you don't know how awesome it is until you play it. So just search it up or click on the link and wow! I almost guarantee you'll try 2 and 3. But do them in order - because they are in order of hardness. The first may seem extremely hard (HOW CAN THEY GET HARDER??? HOWWWW?!?!??!) But by the 3rd you'll have started to get the hang of it. Okay, bye - I'm off to play Daymare Town 3!

:D

Haircut

When I was little, my brother decided to cut my hair. This is what I imagine it to have looked like:

What I know for sure, is he cut it REALLY short, and only about half of it short. The other half, I guess he left. The next morning I was driven to a professional hair salon to get my hair professionally cut. For the next ages, I had hair down to my ears. I didn't mind him cutting my hair though - I agreed to it. So now that my hair has grown back, and I'm not cute and pudgy any more, I can be normal. Normal, if normal is someone who many people think has a mental illness when they first meet them, has weird obsessions (especially with animals), and is still really short. Actually that seems pretty normal to me. I guess you'd have to meet me to see the weirdness that really is me. With that final weird note, I bid you farewell... :)

School

Now it's time for a bad. School. I started the day literally holding my eyes open with my hands so as not to go to sleep. I also thought I was a mannequin in the bus mirror. The light was reflecting of me in a way that made me look plastic. After freaking out for a while, I had French (random work sheets and stuff). Then Science. Science was and is always completely boring. We do like one worksheet then watch random stuff with something slightly to do with Science. So we learn nothing. This lesson we just did book work. Bleh. Nothing new, so I still learned nothing. Just a little adding bit of boring. I ended up writing a story about a kitten called Atom, a pig called Element and a little elephant called Compound. To my surprise the teacher was fine with it and let me keep writing. But before that was boring.
Me when I'm bored:

Then we had maths (ewwww) then art (okayish except the only people I know in Art I don't know well) then workshop tech which is usually my favourite subject except today when i did sanding with a thing that you have to hold on to with your hand and it has spikes and hurts >:(
But then I got to go home and now I'm home and I can rest from the exhaustingness that is school...
:)

Fish

I don't know why I added Fish to my blog... I just felt like adding them. Random random fish swimming happily in an ocean of bluuue. Anyway I'm tired now so I think I'll go to sleep.
Fish after being in my blog:

A Very Potter Musical

Let's start with a Good. A Very Potter Musical is totally awesome in the form of cheese. It's a musical of Harry Potter. Not only that, Voldemort is hot (and often shirtless), Draco wears a diaper and his father is Dobby, Dumbledore has a (brief) relationship with Umbridge and Harry Potter plays the guitar. I won't say anymore. But if you haven't seen it already, you have to see it now. I mean it. Not taking no for an answer. Well I will, but after you say it I'll set one of my monsters on you. It. Is. Hilarious. Even if you hate Harry Potter, you will probably love it. (Been tested). Also Harry Potter is played by Darren Criss (from Glee) and you might not recognize him but he's still hot... So please, watch AVPM. You most likely won't regret it.
A cartooned version of them (in the real thing it's a play):

Cheese

You may be wondering why I have chosen cheese. You might also be worrying fearfully that this blog is going to be all about cheese, and it's importanceness in everyday society because it stops crime and lowers the risk of AIDs. Don't worry. I just chose Cheese, because of it's sheer awesomeness. I may put cheese into my blogs a lot, but I won't base them on it.
It's awesome just because it is. If you don't get it, you won't get it. It's like Elephant Hats. What's not to like? (I mention Elephant Hats because I got one recently. It's awesome cooked in a taco with cheese grated on top. That awesome.)
Well I'm Elvira. I made this blog. This blog is about randomness. Anything.



See? It's sometimes even about weird fishy things with teeth. I put teeth on monsters to make them look cuter.
Anyway. Be happy. Have fun doing what your doing. (unless it's something bad, like punching pigs or stomping on cheese)
Bye :)