Saturday, April 2, 2011

Evil Clowns

A bad. A very very bad. This is a long story. Last year, in Science, we were doing Toy Science. Everyone had to make a toy. Guess what I made? An Evil Clown. It has a springy blue silk covered long neck. A pink silk stomach that squeaks. Curly, orange legs and arms (extremely long) and a black rabbit that Velcros onto it's head, with a black and white top hat that covers it (also Velcros onto it's head). It's face is - oh it'll be easier to show you photos:



So that is my clown. Now. To the part which horrors me to this very day. I had made it. It was in my bag. I was in English class now, learning about boring stuff. Then, suddenly, I screamed. That evil clown was alive. It had managed to climb itself out of my bag and sat itself next to me! Seriously, it was right beside me. I hadn't taken it out of my bag (unless I did it unconsciously, which meant it had possessed me and is quite as scary as it getting there itself) and none of my friends could have, because they would have had to reach across me, and I would have noticed. It was the clown. THE CLOWN HAD DONE IT! I was in shock. I tried to get rid of it, but no one would take such an evil being (I am being unfair. It might have tried to climb beside me for a cuddle.) It was clever though, and didn't move for the rest of the day. When I was home, I dubbed it Peregrin (an evil name to suit it) so that I would have power over it. Knowing it's name, I put it in a drawer, and wrapped it in a towel. I also lay it's hat and rabbit BESIDE it, for they may be the source of it's power. I told it 'Peregrin - you may not leave this drawer, unless I take you out myself. I forbid you to hurt or scare the cats, or anyone in this house!'. At least, I said something like that. I can't remember exactly, this was far long ago, in the realms of last year. Now Peregrin is back in my room. Every night I take off his hat and rabbit, and lay them beside him. And every night I swear I hear movement coming from his throne...